i really needed this today, so for anyone else who might
Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on
Just the Rock blessing your feed
Thanks, Mr. The Rock.
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me in the future
- my kid: mommy will you sing me a lullaby?
- me: sure sweetie
- me: Yekaterina π Petrovna π Zamolodchikova π’ but your dad π¨ just calls ππ² me Katyaπ I'm the bright π‘ red scare πΉ with the long π blonde hair π always keep them π¨π± coming back for more π you're a basic ass hoe π¦ and it's your time β°β³ to go so bitch π© let me show π you π the door πͺ cause it's me π who's getting paid π π°and I'm always getting laid ππ the only high class π Russian π·πΊ whore π I'm a scorching π₯ hot π¦ mess π in a skin π tight dress ππ that's a rash π· not a herpes sore π Lenin π΄ in the streets π΄ Dostoyevsky π in the sheets ππ£ baby πΆ are you π ready for this cold β war ββ Katya π Zamo π lodchikova π
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If you see this image while scrolling it means you have seen the Joe Biden of enjoying ice cream and money.
Reblog for money, happiness, and ice cream.
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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.
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- me,swimming: wow this is amazing i love the ocean
- me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory